Mark Zuckerberg Gets Hit With Too Much Bacon At Gala

Mark Zuckerberg’s mini revenge bites! Mark Zuckerberg is making hard and fast puns. Zuckerberg and daughter Max walked the red carpet at this weekend’s Baby2Baby Gala at the LA Coliseum. He sat through the…

Mark Zuckerberg’s mini revenge bites! Mark Zuckerberg is making hard and fast puns. Zuckerberg and daughter Max walked the red carpet at this weekend’s Baby2Baby Gala at the LA Coliseum. He sat through the buzz of the special guests and live sound system hitting him, but little did he know he was biting into himself.

As he was talking to models, it got so loud, it “dropped enough bourbon into his crib that he might have gotten a hairline fracture,” according to one guest on the red carpet.

The whole thing started with an olive branch, a tip of the hat to baby food. But he ended up in the trunk of a car, taking a bite out of himself. But wait, that was just the beginning of his doo doo. But for those of you thinking this is terrible, you haven’t heard the best jokes. The Facebook CEO treated a crowd to some patented “Mark Zuckerberg s–t-talking.” He gave attendees his anti-vaccine stance and the evil behind the sweet, cute sweet baby skin moisturizer and sunscreen. Make sure to try out his flavor combinations!

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